Fat ugly side of sex – Mike Chadway

Be frank here. Sometimes you’ll have the feelings that you knew the story sucks just by looking at the poster heh?! Well try this…what do you think of a poster of a smiling woman in a beautiful red dress holding a solid love aloft, leaning against a wall, and a guy leaning against the other side of the wall, looked rather confused? Will it sucks? Well, either way, it may whisk passed your eyes like an abandoned page of a book when others are filled with grasping violence of ghosts and goriness, am I right? No?

Well at least that’s what I thought when I first saw the poster of ‘The ugly Truth’ at the side of the cinema’s hallway. I tend to flipped aside those kind stories, and I guess that was a bit racist huh? A bit selfish too, when some of my readers are here to find out about the movie like that. So I decided to take a shot at the movie.

Damn… It was good! So funny that I couldn’t stop laughing even after the movie ended. I even laughed while I was writing this review for heaven sake. But I won’t spoil the story for you. You ought to know for yourself. So grab a ticket and see for yourself.

But I had to say this though, don’t censor the vulgarity of their conversation using ‘beep’ or ‘boop’ or ‘poop’ or whatever sound there is! It’s really truly a turnoff! Just ignore the kids who had come to see the movie and blame their parents for letting them to do so, because clearly the movie was rated unsuitable for viewers under 18. So whadda fuck?!

I’ll tell you something about ‘The Ugly Truth’. It is where Mike Chadway (Gerrard Butler) makes jokes about the neglected truth about life which somehow had caught the attention of the lady in red (Katherine Hiegl). However I must warned you that their jokes are mostly about sex, so don’t watch this film if you cannot take sex as a funny thing. LOL!

So, there it is… I gave some credit for ‘The Ugly Truth’ as one of the good movie of 2009. Thanks for reading guys!

Isn't them sweet?

SAW theory.

Yes I know, it's getting kinda old for SAW to be releasing one movie after another. But what if jigsaw was playing with us. What if we are misled into thinking that the boring detective was behind all of the sick games after jigsaw dies. What if the movies had clues in them that we are not aware of till it hit us in the end? Since SAW will be releasing this Halloween (as usual) my friend has a very interesting theory regarding the real scheme behind SAW. Well, here you go,

Legendary Trio stepped forward for Heath

January 2008, the world suffered a great loss when a talented actor who ingeniously left us the best performance of Joker ever made, passed away. It granted him and proved his worthiness of receiving an Oscar for the best supporting actor. ‘The Dark Knight’ practically became a legend, where Heath Ledger marked his ending in filming industry with an unmatchable piece of art, or not.

(Clears throat…)

The truth unraveled that the role as Joker was not his last role before he died. From the director of ‘The Fisher King’, ’12 Monkeys’, Terry Gilliam brings you the reincarnation of Heath Ledger as Tony in a movie called ‘The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus’. However the filming got disrupted in the middle of completion due to Heath’s death. And most of all, Gilliam was a bit nervous that he might not complete the film at all.



That’s about time when the legendary three stepped forward to pay their last homage to a legend himself. They’re Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, and Jude Law. They offered themselves- all three- to play the role of Tony on Heath’s behalf. Now how would you think of that? I guess we just leave that to Gilliam to think of heh?


Well, this movie will be released on Christmas day this year. So I figure that it would be the best Christmas present of all for us. The final performance, would unravel this Christmas…

In loving memory of Heath Andrew Ledger
4 April 1979 – 22 January 2008
'Your soul went to heaven, but your greatness live forever...'

Have A Supernatural Day.

Well guys, here are some of super-licious tidbits to get you hyped up for the fifth season of Supernatural.

'Sounds Like Hell' Promo trailer

Ghostfacers introduces Supernatural season 5!

Misha Collins on the new season of Supernatural

Bobby has some teasers of what will be happening in season 5.

What Eric Kripke has to say about the new season.

And a very special five minutes peek into the first episode of season 5 'Sympathy For The Devil' from Comicon 09.

*note: sorry for the choppy audio and visual but apparently it's the one out there.

Season 4 bloopers to be included in the new DVD set.

*same problem with a/v, sorry guys.

Hope you guys have a fun time viewing these snippets from Supernatural and don't forget to watch the all new Supernatural this September.

Have a nice day. This is Zombie signing out.

Popcorn With Zombie Part 2.

What up guys. Let's continue our list of this fall's most awaited movie as per published in Entertainment Weekly.

Precious: Based On The Novel Push By Sapphire.
release date: 06-11-09

This movie won a lot of awards at the Sundance Festival. A story about an illiterate Harlem teenagers struglling with unwanted pregnancy. Sounds familiar? A tiny bit. Might be a surprisingly good movie regardless of the weird casts.

Will I see it?

Maybe. I don't know. Usually this type of movie will come out as a surprise or they just don't work out at all.










2012
release date: not 2012 (13-11-09)

This year we will going to see what it will be like when the world decided to end in 2012. It's kind of like a preview of what's to come.

Do you remember Roland Emmerich? Oh you'll remember him as long as you remember the exploding White House in Independence Day. That's his work. This time he promises mass property damage, a bigger scale of explosion and of course the end of the world. He even got John Cusack tagging along for the ride.

Will I see it?

Of course. Besides post apocalyptic movies, I also dig movies that features random people running helter skelter and screaming for help.



The Fantastic Mr. Fox
release date: 13-11-09

Do you like stop-mo animation? If you do then you're going to love this movie. Featuring the voice of George Clooney we will follow a band of foxes as they try to get through the threats from local farmers.

Will I see it?

Regrettably no. I'm not into animated movies, and seldom watch them unless it is exceptionally good or have receive a lot of hypes from all around. But, The Fantastic Mr. Fox looks like a great family movie. So watch this folks.

P/s: I don't know much about this movie. Is it an adaptation of Roald Dahl story with the same title?

The Twilight Saga: New Moon
release date: 20-11-09

If the poster does not get girls into seeing this movie, I don't know what will. This year Twilight saga continues with more good looks, vampires, more werewolves and awkward dialogues(don't kill me for that, it's true, look for them as they were loads of such dialogues in the movie). We will see Edward and Jacob murder each other with Bella looking horrified while trying to look awfully delicious in the background.

Will I see it?

No comment.








Broken Embrace
release date: 20-11-09

Penelope Cruz!

Will I see it?

Penelope Cruz!








Nine
release date: 25-11-09

Looks like we have two movies entitled nine this year but this one does not concern itself with apocalypse or machine overtaking the world. This nine is a movie musical featuring Daniel Day-Lewis, Penélope Cruz, Nicole Kidman, Judi Dench, Marion Cotillard, and Sophia Loren. That spells hot women in hot clothes and dancing (refer to the picture on your left).

Will I see it?

Maybe.








The Lovely Bones
release date: 11-12-09

I have mentioned this movie before. By now I guess you know what the movie is all about

Will I see it?

Yes. Peter Jackson and story by Alice Sebold. Definitely going to watch this.




Avatar
release date: 18-12-09

After thrashing Christian Bale's light in Terminator Salvation, Sam Worthington returns in a movie by James Cameron. That is awkward, but anyway it has been a while since James Cameron take on the sci fi genre and I'm thrilled to see he's back on his turf.

Will I see it?

Yes for Sam Worthington.










Did You Hear About The Morgans?
release date: 18-12-09

No, I haven't heard of the Morgans, and I don't want to hear anything from them. I disagree with EW on this one.

Will I see it?

No. Hugh Grant...I hate Hugh Grant.













Sherlock Holmes
release date: 25-12-09

It is definitely a nice christmas gift for all of us. After ditching the heavy iron suit, Robert Downy Jr. returns as the famous detective and futhermore with Jude Law as his trusted sidekick Watson. What could be more thrilling than that?

Will I see it?

Yes, yes, yes.









There you have it, all twenty movies coming out on the later part of this year. Personally there are some movies that I think should have made the list but didn't. Anyway hope this will give y'all some insights on movies to watch. Happy viewing.

Zombie, out.